Another Criminal Thinks He's Taylor Swift's Boyfriend

Okay, we take back what we said. Being Taylor Swift is not all seal-watching and Dirty Dancing imitations. A twenty-four-year old Wisconsin man, Jacob Kulke, was arrested early this morning for hopping the fence of her Nashville home, TMZ reports. After Kulke, who has been convicted of drug possession and battery in the past, was detained by her security, he told police that he had taken the bus down to Nashville in order to celebrate his girlfriend Taylor Swift’s 23rd birthday.

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