Did you watch What Happens in Kavos?
With two penises in various states of disarray appearing in the intro alone we should have probably known What Happens In Kavos was going to be a program that a) you needed to have a pretty strong stomach to view and b) WE WERE GOING TO BE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH .
Imagine a cocktail (probably a regurgitated one dyed blue from too much WKD) of Tool Academy, Embarassing Bodies and Ibiza Uncovered and you're halfway there.
Bunches of lads, inconceivably all dressed in varying depths of low cut vests with "alternative" eyebrow shapes and bags full of bronzer, hitting the island with the sole intention of coming home with a visit to the clap clinic under their bacteria ridden belts.
Highlights from the first episode include one poor soul drinking a "shot" of his fellow reps wee (although it looked more like a half pint to us) as punishment for the unforgivable crime of sleeping with the same girl three times!
Come on son, what are you thinking? How is Kavos going to keep up its unbeatable STD rate if you selfishly keep all those germs between yourselves?
Speaking of STD's. We were then treated the unerasable image of one chap undergoing a very, ahem, intimate test. Lets just hope Nanna wasn't watching, hey?
Don't worry it's not all about disease, oh no, one boy visited the doctor simply because his vigorously toothed partner accidentally performed a DIY circumcision on him. Kind of thing that could happen to anyone.
Not everyone managed to get lucky (presuming lucky means going home with a severed penis/the possibility of long term infertility) poor Daryl and his frizzy hair just couldn't seal the deal, no matter what kind of girl he went for.
Not even the genius game of Have You Met Daryl - which consisted of the tricky-to-grasp rules of tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they had met Daryl worked.
Never mind, Daryl. At least you can probably still wee in a straight line and how many boys on your Easyjet flight home could say that….
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