Lean the Fuck In: If Sheryl Sandberg Wrote Delta Gamma's Sorority Rant

Today, a foul-mouthed sorority email rant went viral: "We fucking suck," the email said, chastising Delta Gammas for failing to impress the men of Sigma Nu during Greek Week. "Prediction," commented Emma Carmichael. "Sorority Girl will get a book deal called Lean the Fuck In Before I Cunt Punt You." Is Delta Gamma's email the Lean In of campus social climbing? Here's what it would look like if Sheryl Sandberg wrote it.

Lean the Fuck In, You Goddamn Boners

Tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this is going to be a rough fucking lean-in circle.

Through my senior year, I was told over and over how hard it would be to balance sisterhood with boy-chasing. BUT DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FLYING FUCK?!! I've been getting texts about my sisters LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD, standing in corners at night. Our voices are not heard equally at Sigma Nu parties.

Newsflash: We PULL BACK and talk to our sisters at parties, instead of LEANING IN and flirting with frat guys. DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: Sigma Nu is not going to want to hang out with us if we pull back.

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